photo pj20.png  photo PJ_d_2.png photo ships_d_1.png  photo stats_c_2.png long·ing ᴺᴼᵁᴺ /lông'ĭng/ A strong persistent yearning or desire, especially one that cannot be fulfilled.
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guccimaneuver:

swea

guccimaneuver:

swea

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grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

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Happy 1st of September!

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only-joking-iamfred:

robertwmanion:

only-joking-iamfred:

So I was on youtube and I saw this in the suggestions box

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can we just-

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That’s 9 and 3/4!

omg

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teacherlovinn:

We are all young but we all know 25 and under is too young for us. 

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ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE


what if we all got paper lol


GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

Yo I was looking for my 20$ bill today cuz I knew it was somewhere on the desk and I actually found 21 more dollars in the process

ahkmenra-h:

hellabitcoins:

sansaspark:

magconbabe-matt:

This shit better work

HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE

what if we all got paper lol
GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150 

Yo I was looking for my 20$ bill today cuz I knew it was somewhere on the desk and I actually found 21 more dollars in the process

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french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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elvishprincess:

weloveshortvideos:

Nutella Poop Prank

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GOD DANGIT

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  • Lady on the bus next to me: Tell me again- what are you not going to do in daycare today?
  • Little boy: I will not hit the teacher with a light saber.
  • Lady: And why are you not going to hit her with a light saber?
  • Boy: It is my toy, and my choice, but if I hit her with the light saber, I'm acting like a Sith.
  • Lady: Do you want to be a Sith?
  • Boy: No! I am Obi-Wan!
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mattdonovans:

i am so sorry

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officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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hadenxcharm:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

if i was the janitor, and i walked in on this, i would just quit

People don’t even use that phrase about plumbers having the worst jobs anymore. People who fix printers do.  Those people must be freakin’ genies, because printers always be doin’ shit like this.

hadenxcharm:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

if i was the janitor, and i walked in on this, i would just quit

People don’t even use that phrase about plumbers having the worst jobs anymore. People who fix printers do.  Those people must be freakin’ genies, because printers always be doin’ shit like this.

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prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

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cr00kedfingers:

ramones365:

what are cats even trying to do

I laughed at this for far too long.

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